[Matt was on his way back to his room library books under his arm.]
Hey, Metal Ass.
[Hooooold up. The shadow waves to get Matt's attention and holy shit he drops the books!]
Come on over and talk to me. We're friends right? Right. Then tell me, why's your panties in a twist, Matty? Hmmm? Is it that whole metal skeleton thing? Cause that's pretty
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It's not true okay.
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I am still trying to comprehend how this phenomenon is possible.
She has feelings, you know.
[Sigh. She clearly doesn't believe it. B|]
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Zee, I...
It's a funny story see. This guy named Jalil offered him $10,000! Put him to sleep for a whole year---...
Shut up!
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I do not understand how this is possible.
See. She will repeat herself when unnerved.
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I thought she was your friend, Matty. Don't you want her to know? Don't you want her to know how Jalil deboned you like a Thanksgiving chicken?>
Stop it.
But Matty...
I said STOP!
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Hey hot stuff!
[And now looks mortified?
That's right, it's Jael!]
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Look, Matty! It's Jael. You remember Jael, right?
[Insert embarrassing kissing noise here. Matt must resist the urge to facepalm. He turns to look at Jael, despite the blush in his cheeks.]
Hey. So you've got the same problem I've got.
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Unfortunately. I see yours has as little tact as mine.
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[His hand is wrapped up from dealing with his shadow earlier. He sighs softly.]
Sorry about that.
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