Today I bought marijuana conditioner. I think the feds are trying to sort through Bed Bath & Beyond purchase records to in order to seek potential charges of possession.
Or they could just look at LiveJournal moods.

I'll probably just whine if I use this.
At least LJ has a lot adjectives.

Man, I was really into Rapper's Delight two weeks ago. I was going to memorize all the lyrics by the end of summer. It's kind of upsetting that I forgot all about it.

See? I'm just going to whine. This is no good.