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i think i have a plan for my life, i shall move to japan and become the perverted male manager of an all female dorm while trying to get into tokyo university for the 3rd year in a row while winning over the hearts of all the tenets, 2 girls i made a childhood promise too, and ultimately end up marrying the girl of my dreams. ah yes, the perfect ( Read more... )

Wonderwoman is a slut

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*slowly crawling on his hands and knees throught the desert* must ..... find ..... job..... *keeps crawling*

i don't exactly know why, but it was probably spurred by playing too many video games, but all the sudden i feel like i want to go out and save the world or something like that. CURSE YOU CRUEL FATE FOR NOT GRANTING ME SUPERPOWERS OF SOME SORt.... yeah, so i guess what i'm really trying to say is i need to do something really really bad ( Read more... )

well i've got some big big news, i'm still alive !!! woohoo, other then that nothing great is happening, i've been forced to paint the trim of the house by the end of this week or else !! i don't really know what will happen if i don't finish it on time although i'm sure its not going to be anything really. oh oh, the other day i was moving ( Read more... )

so he bust into the room and i was all i know you did not just kick in dat door you asshole and he was all how could you do that too me you bitch, what the fuck you did you think was going to happen and i was all well if you could fucking please me i wouldn't be all over him and that motherfucker backhaned me so hard i flew across the fucking room ( Read more... )

Happy thanksgiving kiddo's, thats about all i have to say right now