My whole life has culminated to and will forever depend upon the next two and a half months of my life ( Read more... )

I don't know why I am on this band wagon, but here I go ( Read more... )

I am an iconoclast for being 23 and single, so says the southern institution of marriage. But, I can't apologize for my belief that marriage is not so holy. I can't apologize for the fact that marriage isn't the first, the last, the only important thing I am going to do with my life. I can't apologize for my need to stretch my arms around something ( Read more... )

Using only song names from ONE ARTIST, cleverly answer these questions ( Read more... )

I fucking miss my fucking cat Gypsie ( Read more... )

I was hosting a HUGE party. Just about EVERYONE I have ever met made an apperance. But, the party was dying down and everyone but me and my friend Brooke had either left or retired upstairs. However, she wasn't making it too much longer either. As I was cleaning up around the kitchen, Brooke was fighting against her will to just pass out and call ( Read more... )

I wish everyone in my program would get into a collective accident in which they all tragically lost their toungues. Of course, it wouldn't be tragic to me whatsoever! I wish that they could just SHUT THE HELL UP. I am so annoyed by every last one of them. I can't wait to move and find people who appreciate some peace and quiet.

"is happy abomination day!!!!"

"is wondering if the "change" that was promised is in fact nothing more than the presidential coins being sold on tv every half hour ( Read more... )

I am starting an initial query of the idiotic people who post irrelevant things on their facebook stati. It is at the same time infuriating and hilarious. I at first scorn, then give a little giggle to these remarks. It is sooo "typical".... so stereo"typical"... I guess I can't blame peoplse for being so ill-learned on southern culture. I no ( Read more... )