I happened to catch the tail end of the House series finale tonight. I haven't really watched House since Dr. Kumar killed himself for no apparent reason, and also, I really really hated Olivia Wilde's character. I hadn't even been reading the recaplets over on TWOP because -- actually, now that I think about it, I think TWOP stopped caring about ( Read more... )

So here's the part that sucks about being a store manager that lives extremely close to the store: when the assistant managers both come down with some horrible flu that you yourself have not caught, when they can't make it in, that means you have to work on your days off. Thursday I closed for Liz; Friday I opened for Liz. The good news is that ( Read more... )

Okay, I was going to post a rant about the fact that when I got out of the mall tonight, there was a USED CONDOM STUCK to the driver's side door of Bruce the Car, and I felt so VIOLATED that I had to come home and take a Silkwood Shower, and how normally my retort to the asshat douchebag (bag with which one douches) who left it would be that I hope ( Read more... )

WHAT THE FUCK

( Spoilers for The Vampire Diaries 3.22: The Descent )

I'm heading up to Freeport this afternoon to FINALLY see The Avengers ... with my parents ( Read more... )

I DON'T KNOW HOW TO FEEL RIGHT NOW

( Spoilers for The Vampire Diaries: 'Do Not Go Gentle' )

Here's what I would like to make happen this week ( Read more... )

In yet another sign of the impending apocalypse, I upgraded my phone last night for a smarter option. Now I have Facebook and my email in my phone! And it's scary but the best part is that the first thing I downloaded was a soundboard for Archer [Oh shit, I need to create a tag for that, because dudes, if you're not watching Archer, you need to ( Read more... )

And now, the first entry in what I hope will be a new feature on maebynot: Mall CraziesSee, working at L.L. Bean, I wasn't in a mall. And we had our own brand of crazies, but everything I've heard leading up to my store opening is "You just wait -- there's a whole different group of people that you'll see in the mall." And I just shook my head, because ( Read more... )

So .... I'm going to Comic-Con.

No, I'm serious: I'M GOING TO COMIC-CON.

A couple of months ago, I signed up for a Member ID, which was the first step to getting that coveted badge. And three nights ago, I got an email saying that badges would go on sale on Saturday.

Me: SHIT
Amelia: What?
Me: I scheduled an interview for 11 a.m., which is ( Read more... )