Dedicated to One of Britain's True Heros.
Pilcher's Squad
Primus
Sergeant Pilcher, Sergeant Pilcher.
Ingenius Sergeant Pilcher.
He's found a way to make them pay
for the deviant things they do and say.
Pilcher, Sergeant Pilcher.
Quick-witted Sergeant Pilcher.
He's a beautiful man with his task at hand
and he's bound to insure with his master plan
the purity of the motherland.
Sergeant Pilcher!
In October of 1968,
in the heart of Montague Square,
was a rumor of some deviation,
so Pilcher's squad was there.
It was determined before the intrudence
that the flat was fully cleared.
When Pilcher arrived to take his inspection,
the ashes magically appeared.
Pilcher, Sergeant Pilcher.
Ingenius Sergeant Pilcher.
He's found a way to make them pay
for the deviant things they do and say.
Pilcher, Sergeant Pilcher.
Quick-witted Seargent Pilcher.
He's a dutiful man with his task at hand
and he's bound to insure with his master plan
the purity of the motherland.
Sergeant Pilcher!
Pilcher, Sergeant Pilcher.
Clever Seargent Pilcher.
He's found a way to make them pay
For the deviant things they do and say.
That Pilcher, Seargent Pilcher
Good ol' Sergeant Pilcher.
He's a dutiful man with his task at hand
and he's bound to insure with his master plan
the purity of the motherland.
Sergeant Pilcher!
In March of 1969 on return from the store,
Mrs. Harrison found Pilcher's squad waiting at her door.
Planting tid-bits on the pop-stars seemed quite the thing to do.
Till it landed Pilcher in the pokey in 1972.
Sergeant Pilcher, Sergeant Pilcher.
Cunning Sergeant Pilcher.
He's found a way to make them pay
For the deviant things they do and say.
Pilcher, Sergeant Pilcher
Good ol' Sergeant Pilcher.
He's a dutiful man with his task at hand
and he's bound to insure with his master plan
the purity of the motherland.
Sergeant Pilcher!
Yes I am bored.
Primus
Sergeant Pilcher, Sergeant Pilcher.
Ingenius Sergeant Pilcher.
He's found a way to make them pay
for the deviant things they do and say.
Pilcher, Sergeant Pilcher.
Quick-witted Sergeant Pilcher.
He's a beautiful man with his task at hand
and he's bound to insure with his master plan
the purity of the motherland.
Sergeant Pilcher!
In October of 1968,
in the heart of Montague Square,
was a rumor of some deviation,
so Pilcher's squad was there.
It was determined before the intrudence
that the flat was fully cleared.
When Pilcher arrived to take his inspection,
the ashes magically appeared.
Pilcher, Sergeant Pilcher.
Ingenius Sergeant Pilcher.
He's found a way to make them pay
for the deviant things they do and say.
Pilcher, Sergeant Pilcher.
Quick-witted Seargent Pilcher.
He's a dutiful man with his task at hand
and he's bound to insure with his master plan
the purity of the motherland.
Sergeant Pilcher!
Pilcher, Sergeant Pilcher.
Clever Seargent Pilcher.
He's found a way to make them pay
For the deviant things they do and say.
That Pilcher, Seargent Pilcher
Good ol' Sergeant Pilcher.
He's a dutiful man with his task at hand
and he's bound to insure with his master plan
the purity of the motherland.
Sergeant Pilcher!
In March of 1969 on return from the store,
Mrs. Harrison found Pilcher's squad waiting at her door.
Planting tid-bits on the pop-stars seemed quite the thing to do.
Till it landed Pilcher in the pokey in 1972.
Sergeant Pilcher, Sergeant Pilcher.
Cunning Sergeant Pilcher.
He's found a way to make them pay
For the deviant things they do and say.
Pilcher, Sergeant Pilcher
Good ol' Sergeant Pilcher.
He's a dutiful man with his task at hand
and he's bound to insure with his master plan
the purity of the motherland.
Sergeant Pilcher!
Yes I am bored.