Favorite recent online news headlines:

[maedhros5851]

First man to reach North Pole indisputably dead -- Yahoo! News

That sucker is gone! There ain't no way he comin' back!

Forecasters warn Ike may bring "certain death" -- CNN.com

They did a study, you know. 60% of the time, it works, every time.

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[twistedsilence]

I thought of you when I saw the "may bring certain death" headline this morning.

45% to 47%, a statistical dead heat!