What I want

[maedhrosthetall]

-A bass guitar
-A piano
-A Rickenbacker guitar
-Drums

I only have one real hand.

Have some pity on me.

Buy me things.

Comments

[maglor]

You'll stoop so low one of these days you'll hit the bottom of that fissure again.

[maedhrosthetall]

But then people would buy me more things.

Great.

[maglor]

Sadly you're right.

Don't flutter your eyelashes like that at people. It makes me want to strike you.

[maedhrosthetall]

Then I'd just strike you back.

With my hook.

Beware.