Hmm

[maedhrosthetall]

Thank you to all of my relatives who have displayed to me the wonder that is my physical beauty.

Because wow.

I am one sexy motherfucker.

Not that I didn't know this before.

But I needed a good reminder of my comeliness.

So I went outside for a walk and I found this woman unconscious underneath a tree.

Hmmmm.

Comments

[maglor]

....

Ok.

[maedhrosthetall]

:)

[maglor]

:) :)

[lalaith_sadness]

My sister is prettier.

[turin_turambar]

Yeah.

[maedhrosthetall]

She had her chance.

[lalaith_sadness]

Poor Nienor. She just needed more time to think. I'm depressed.

Have you seen any outbreaks of the plague lately? Or a cliff?

[la_delilah]

::Yawn::

::blink blink::

Er...hello?

...of all the odd ways to wake up...

[maedhrosthetall]

Hello.

Wonderful.

The power of my eyes woke you up.

Excellent.

[la_delilah]

Apparently so... And it was not an unpleasent way to wake up either.

[maedhrosthetall]

Want to see my hook?

It's got diamonds on it.