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[maeglin]

I don't want to be one of those people who mutters to himself while performing menial tasks. There have been people like this in every office I have ever toiled

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[democritus]

I'd rather mutter than mouthbreath.

Anyway, mutterers are like Gollum, and that's cool, in a sense.

[maeglin]

Yeah, mouthbreathing is pretty fucking annoying. Muttering would be Gollum-like if it weren't about boring shit. "I'll just move this over here," or "let's see if the copier is free..."

If it were more like, "I HATE HIM I'M GOING TO KILL HIM AND THEN ORALLY PLEASURE HIS MOTHER," I would understand.

[delphica]

I talk to myself constantly. Nutty people talking to themselves are part of a fine academic tradition, I think.

[maeglin]

Unfortunately I'm not in academia. Here we are supposed to be "professional." Whatever that means.

[thinksnow]

Uh, yeah, whatever. Hey, check this out.

[tiny_nomad]

Well won't you feel silly when you realize they've been talking to midgets under their desk the whole time?

[maeglin]

All the midgets are under my desk.