Wesley's Handy Guide to Living Off The Government!

[maelstromwes]

I've been working at HEB for about six months now as a cashier. During that time, I've discovered how people manage to live practically for free by exploiting government programs and welfare. So here's my handy step-by-step guide to becoming a detriment to society

Comments

[witedeth]

I'm up for number 8 :)

[maelstromwes]

If only...

Then again, I can stab them in the eye with my CC receipt/check writing pen...

ttttehhhhhhhh

[0pt]

That's so "San Antonio".

1. You know, if it weren't for lackland and cheap real estate, you would might as well demolish the alamo since the mexicans still won by majority and that the brave Texans merely had 'bar-room brawl fun' those sleepless nights in 1835. Never fear! Today we can instead just run with the "rich in heritage" punch line and pretend that we're still in mexico by eating soft tacos and drinking margaritas.

2. fried ass > ALL breakfast tacos .. what ever happened to pastries, doughnuts, and fruit?

3. Isn't San Antonio the 3rd fattest city in the nation?

4. Kids make me hungry.

5. This happens with white people too. How come, the poor Asians that immigrate always have some sort of success where they, BY ALL MEANS, bypass the need of food stamps?

-PP

Re: ttttehhhhhhhh

[thetainedone]

Well actually half the time it is the white people who sit on their asses get drunk and beat their kids and eat them.
Lets not forget we're the drunkest city in Texas. I'm not sure about the nation but we are one of/the fattest city in Texas.
There's alot of people who barely make over the required amount to where the government pitys you and gives you welfare and foodstamps.
And I agree with the Alamo thing, Why keep something that shows defeat? It's like flying that Confederate flag in South Carolina, It's all bullshit

Re: ttttehhhhhhhh

[maelstromwes]

I never specified race. Everyone does this. White, black, mexican, etc... The only race I have NOT seen with foodstamps and a shitload of kids are asians.

[mike0riginal]

Ever get a mexican like the one in my icon?

[maelstromwes]

Twice a quarter hour.

[paveway3]

No one, i mean no one could have said it better. Whenever i go there i run into lard asses that take up the whole aisle and dont move their shit when i need to go by.

[maelstromwes]

I almost choked some people today... but they sent me on break so I could take a huge shit (the part in the bathroom represented my feelings towards most of the people in the store at the time very well) and cool off.