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girasola: You know what's great about tonight? Tonight I get to actually go right home.
And then I will write lyrics.
And then I will be at home, and I'll hang pictures.
maeritrae: OMG PICTURES
HANGING PICTURES
OMG
SO
MY APARTMENT
MY APARTMENT HAS A FEW PICTURES IN IT
WAIT I NEED TO GO BACK A LITTLE FURTHER
SO
DUCK TALES
DUCK TALES ARE HUGELY POPULAR IN SCANDINAVIA
AND FINLAND
LIKE
THERE ARE DUCK TALES COMICS AT THE CHECKOUTS IN SUPERMARKETS
I KNOW I AM CAPSLOCKING AT YOU BUT TRUST ME THIS IS WORTH IT
AND THERE'S A PICTURE IN MY FLAT OF A HYPERREALISTIC DONALD DUCK WANDERING THROUGH A REAL HOUSE
LIKE A PRINT
AND THEN IN THE FAR CORNER
THERE'S A PICTURE OF A VILLA
WITH A BALCONY
AND ARCHED DOORWAYS
AND LOTS OF VEILS
AND IT ALL LOOKS PERFECTLY NICE AND PRETTY
YOU CAN SEE THE SEA THROUGH THE DOORS AND WINDOWS
TERRACOTTA WALLS
AND THEN
BEHIND THE VEILS
YOU NOTICE
NAKED DONALD AND DAFFY DUCK
HAVING SEX
girasola: OMGOMGOMGOMGOMG
maeritrae: [/capslock]
do not want
girasola: That's so awesome, though.
REALLY awesome.
maeritrae: NO IT IS NOT
Because I know about duck sex
There is no such thing as consensual duck sex
girasola: Oh, come on.
maeritrae: If it was ANY OTHER CARTOON CHARACTER
girasola: These are anthropomorphized ducks!
maeritrae: I would be SIGNIFICANTLY LESS CREEPED OUT
girasola: It's fine!
You know Donald is a perfect gentleman.
maeritrae: Yes, so there's anthropomorphised duck rape happening on my living room wall
Over my TV
He is not!
He doesn't even wear pants!
girasola: He wears a shirt!
maeritrae: And he's definitely not wearing pants in this picture!
girasola: That's more than you can say for Daffy!
maeritrae: ...you mind if I post this chat log to LJ? With our names changed.
girasola: Yeah, sure.
You can name me.
I don't mind it being publicly known that I think consensual cartoon homosexual duck sex is fun.
girasola: I don't think it's rape.
I think it's TRUE LOVE.
maeritrae: It's not homosexual.
It's heterosexual.
Definitely noncon. ;)
girasola: Wait. Daffy and Donald are both dudes.
maeritrae: ...
Daisy
Daisy duck.
girasola: Oh. Okay.
That makes more sense.
And then I will write lyrics.
And then I will be at home, and I'll hang pictures.
maeritrae: OMG PICTURES
HANGING PICTURES
OMG
SO
MY APARTMENT
MY APARTMENT HAS A FEW PICTURES IN IT
WAIT I NEED TO GO BACK A LITTLE FURTHER
SO
DUCK TALES
DUCK TALES ARE HUGELY POPULAR IN SCANDINAVIA
AND FINLAND
LIKE
THERE ARE DUCK TALES COMICS AT THE CHECKOUTS IN SUPERMARKETS
I KNOW I AM CAPSLOCKING AT YOU BUT TRUST ME THIS IS WORTH IT
AND THERE'S A PICTURE IN MY FLAT OF A HYPERREALISTIC DONALD DUCK WANDERING THROUGH A REAL HOUSE
LIKE A PRINT
AND THEN IN THE FAR CORNER
THERE'S A PICTURE OF A VILLA
WITH A BALCONY
AND ARCHED DOORWAYS
AND LOTS OF VEILS
AND IT ALL LOOKS PERFECTLY NICE AND PRETTY
YOU CAN SEE THE SEA THROUGH THE DOORS AND WINDOWS
TERRACOTTA WALLS
AND THEN
BEHIND THE VEILS
YOU NOTICE
NAKED DONALD AND DAFFY DUCK
HAVING SEX
girasola: OMGOMGOMGOMGOMG
maeritrae: [/capslock]
do not want
girasola: That's so awesome, though.
REALLY awesome.
maeritrae: NO IT IS NOT
Because I know about duck sex
There is no such thing as consensual duck sex
girasola: Oh, come on.
maeritrae: If it was ANY OTHER CARTOON CHARACTER
girasola: These are anthropomorphized ducks!
maeritrae: I would be SIGNIFICANTLY LESS CREEPED OUT
girasola: It's fine!
You know Donald is a perfect gentleman.
maeritrae: Yes, so there's anthropomorphised duck rape happening on my living room wall
Over my TV
He is not!
He doesn't even wear pants!
girasola: He wears a shirt!
maeritrae: And he's definitely not wearing pants in this picture!
girasola: That's more than you can say for Daffy!
maeritrae: ...you mind if I post this chat log to LJ? With our names changed.
girasola: Yeah, sure.
You can name me.
I don't mind it being publicly known that I think consensual cartoon homosexual duck sex is fun.
girasola: I don't think it's rape.
I think it's TRUE LOVE.
maeritrae: It's not homosexual.
It's heterosexual.
Definitely noncon. ;)
girasola: Wait. Daffy and Donald are both dudes.
maeritrae: ...
Daisy
Daisy duck.
girasola: Oh. Okay.
That makes more sense.