your dinosaur tattoo is ready, sir

[maestro23]

Spotted in this week's Musician listings in the local Craigslist:

Lead guitarist looking for an Alternative Rock band. [...] Must start out doing covers. if the band can actualy stay together long enough before drugs, alcohol, or someone's wife breaks the band up.. then perhaps some originals.

Also, he's looking for someone who can come by and touch

Comments

[darknyt4]

Ok So who will turn this schlemazel over when he is lying naked in the bathroom in a pool of his ownb sick?

[maestro23]

Well, that's the drummer's job, innit?