Monkeys in Hats

[maewfannwr]

I have always thought of the expression "I'll eat my hat" as meaning something like "I'll shut up about it", even though I know it's on par with "I'll be a monkey's uncle".

Today I heard it used in a way that made me think the guy might actually eat his hat.

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"absolute" odds

[fortyaybendixen]

It starts out as a bet with "absolute" odds of not coming true