Telemarketing Shutdown 101

[maffyew]

Hi, this is X from [insert company here], are you interested in saving money on your long distance calls?

Sure. Would you mind answering a riddle first?

Umm, okay.

What has little balls and hangs upside down?

I don't know.

A bat! What has big balls and hangs up?

What? *click

Comments

[bleeding_rose]

Hahaha. BAM.

[guilty]

Don't be mean to telemarketers. They're overworked and underpaid. You think they actually -like- their job?

[maffyew]

Being mean to telemarketers is screaming down the line at them, or abusing them for something that's outside of their control. This is neither.

Honestly, if you were a telemarketing employee and someone did this to you, you wouldn't find it hillarious and a change to the usual daily doldrum?

[trayce]

Srsly, if someone did that to me as a telemarketer I'd pee myself laughing.

[sithmagician]

I don't like being bothered at home by the spruikers of goods and services I neither want nor need.

You take that job, you take what comes. They're lower than parking inspectors in my book.

[sithmagician]

hehe, awesome :)