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[mafiaissrsbsns]

HAH.

So, the assholes that run this place think they're so damn smart, huh?

Che; I might not have been able to eat food while those vending machines were spewing it out, but that didn't mean I couldn't touch them if they were wrapped. I'm stocked up on enough food to last half a year, or something. Heh; that's the great part about being roommate-

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[bestgameever]

Haha, but doesn't fresh food taste better?

[mafiaissrsbsns]

It is fresh, TARD. Things like that don't go bad.

[bestgameever]

But aren't they all dried?

[mafiaissrsbsns]

Some are canned, others are frozen. Use your head a little, keh, if that's possible.

[immarubberman]

Do you taste like tuna, too?

[mafiaissrsbsns]

--Why the hell would I taste like tuna?

[immarubberman]

I taste like tuna.

Can I taste you?

[mafiaissrsbsns]

...Weirdo.

No. Fuck off.

[loitumaprincess]

N-NO! PL-PLEASE DON'T SELL YOUR BODY IN RETURN FOR MONEY! I-IT'S NOT RIGHT! I DON'T THINK IT'S EVEN LEGAL!! I-I'LL HELP YOU OUT, JUST Pl-PL-PLEASE DON'T DO ANYTHING RASH!!

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[mafiaissrsbsns]

...What the hell are you talking about, lady--

[mafiaissrsbsns]

-!!!

[mafiaissrsbsns]

L-LIKE I'D DO SOMETHING LIKE THAT?! FUCK!

[laconicshadow]

I need a job done on short notice. Two hundred monies. Are you willing?

[mafiaissrsbsns]

--You bet.

What is it?

[laconicshadow]

There's currently a pink-haired woman running around the apartments. Entertain her for a day.

[mafiaissrsbsns]

--That crazy chick who wants to get married?

[destiny_hidden]

I could use someone to clean. How 'bout it? Wanna be my maid?

[mafiaissrsbsns]

Not really.

How much are you paying?

[destiny_hidden]

Well, you name a price first and we'll go from there. I'd be paying you by the day, since it's an inconsistent job.

[mafiaissrsbsns]

I'll do it once, for sixty.

...No maid outfits, got it?