i had some weird dreams last night. in one, i was riding around in maggie's car with her and rachel in a castle from zelda. it wasnt a particular castle, it was designed like the castles. anyway, whenever we would kill monsters we would get these books that were supposed to tell us who we were meant to love but they were all written in slovokian so ( Read more... )

http://students.washington.edu/greenbam/humor/manson.html

everyone should read this. it's hilarious

i've acquired the attention span of about 6 seconds in my week at home ( Read more... )

a bunch of big pictures

( then they buried her alive, one evening 1945 )

i wish my head would explode.

that's right, sen. barbara boxer D- Cal., tear condoleezza rice a new one.

"why dont you come to my beach house and see the ocean?"

"i've seen the ocean, chub."

"not my hunk of it."

good morning.

i woke up at 6:30 and i dont know why. it was like i was a sim and my sleep bar was completely green.

i'll never be able to leave my house again. so much snow.

i'm bored out of my mind because i havent left my house since tuesday.

i played in the snow just now.

it was lovely.

What Beatle are you?
John Lennon
You enjoy poetry, painting & a fine wine. A lover not a fighter.

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Which character from Alice in Wonderland Are You?
Dormouse
Dormouse is narcoleptic.

*sleeps*

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