found ex bf's girl
half naked on a lame site
my work here is done

I feel too happy to sleep. I want to run laps around the block with my hands in the air screaming. Kind of just been sitting around smiling waiting for sleep to kick in.

It's just like it's supposed to be.

Cozy bedroom and real rain sounds and complete happiness and relief. I couldn't put a dollar amount on this kind of relief.

Found a mexican/chinese(?) place by my house that delivers. Ridiculously cheap and so many veg friendly options. This is teeeerrrrrible news.

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I am watching the puppy bowl and one of the spectators was a chihuahua in the lawn chair who looked exactly like Tony. I called my mother and introduced her to the wonder that is the puppy bowl. She was mesmerized. And then she asked me if I wanted to talk to Tony. Unfortunately my voice on the phone is not nearly as enthralling to them as hers is ( Read more... )

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Is there some sort of direct connection with not having a job and not feeling like showering unless I worked out? Okay actually the connection is probably with the fact that my apartment is a fucking ice box and my gas bill was out-of-control last month. Also I still need to work out for today so why shower twice ( Read more... )

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Been feeling not fancy lately. This means I am going to wear red lipstick every day for the next week to counteract. Awesome!