I found this on a link off of www.fark.com. Enjoy!

The Worst Analogies Ever Written in a High School EssayThey lived in a typical suburban neighborhood with picket fences that resembled Nancy Kerrigan's teeth ( Read more... )

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Reality_distortion_field

This is really wild. If you know anything about Apple or Steve Jobs, give the above few paragraphs a read, its great :)

So ...

why do men have nipples?

"Don't decorate your sister's car with condoms, its tacky!!!"

"You know what they have now? Devil's Night Greeting Cards. Isn't that precious?"

All Star Wars fans with 3 minutes to spare, WATCH THIS!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VO9zwhersfk

Freaking hysterical!

So if you could choose to be a superhero/mutant/ and/or choose to have their powers, what would it be? A while back I decided I wanted to be LadyGreyMyst, which combines the powers of Lady Deathstrike, Jean Grey, and Mystique. Don't know if you could beat that combination, but I'm sure a way would be figured out ( Read more... )

Star Wars Celebration is in LA next year.....

http://www.starwars.com/community/event/celebration/news20060526.html

Opus, Possum, Peanut, Man-Whore, Junior, Nasty, Naughty, FlapJack, TweedleDee, TweedleDumb, Bruhaha, Zeus, Bunz...

These are all nicknames we have for each other at work....I just felt compelled to catalog them so I can look back one day and remember how retarded we all can be :)

If you guys haven't seen this yet, take 6 minutes and watch it, its great.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dMH0bHeiRNg