So, warmingweather made a post today about eggbabies that students have to nurture in health class and the like. Teenagers thrown together to raise an egg/have a fake marriage for a few weeks
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The ongoing mantra being chanted in Ryan Ross' head sounds a little like this: not him not him not him PLEASE GRETA she's nice our last names are so close! not him not him he's so fucking ridiculous are you FUCKING SERIOUS MR. HURLEY nononononono. Brendon Urie practically skips across the classroom and Ryan contemplates the strength and noose-like quality of his paisley neckerchief. Then, duh, it's a neckerchief. Why the hell didn't he listen to Spencer this morning and wear the scarf like he told him to?
"Ryan, wow, this is going to be totally awesome! We get to be parents of a baby! An egg baby! I'm so excited, aren't you? Mr. Hurley, he's such a good home ec teacher. I mean, this is like, practice for real life. So cool. We need a name, any preferences? No? How about Jasmine? Like the princess in Aladdin, oh oh oh and we can call her, it's a her, right? Well we can call her Jazzy for short because, think about it, any child of ours would have to be a "jazzy" girl with your fashion sense and
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eh, why not :) ryan/brendonmrs_weasley_xxApril 14 2008, 23:27:59 UTC
It's as Brendon adds googly eyes and glues yarn onto the small white egg when Ryan realizes that he should probably just kill himself and get it all over with, because obviously the next few weeks will be torturous. This is clearly part of Mrs. Anderson's grand scheme to not only get back at Ryan for constantly questioning her motives ("But why are you skipping t.s. eliot? Why did you go straight to Emily Dickinson, when we've read like, fifty of her poems? Why are you skipping all the good stuff? Why are you looking at me like that?") but also to finally get rid of him for good. He glances over at Mrs. Anderson's desk - she has an insane-looking sadistic grin on her face that actually makes Ryan's skin crawl. He looks back at Brendon (who's adding the finishing touches to the egg's pink bow) and decides that, yeah, the best way to go is to suffocate himself using that pile of yarn over there, or swallow enough of the glue to maybe poison himself.
Brendon picks up the egg and practically shoves it in Ryan's face, saying, "Look! I
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The ongoing mantra being chanted in Ryan Ross' head sounds a little like this: not him not him not him PLEASE GRETA she's nice our last names are so close! not him not him he's so fucking ridiculous are you FUCKING SERIOUS MR. HURLEY nononononono. Brendon Urie practically skips across the classroom and Ryan contemplates the strength and noose-like quality of his paisley neckerchief. Then, duh, it's a neckerchief. Why the hell didn't he listen to Spencer this morning and wear the scarf like he told him to?
"Ryan, wow, this is going to be totally awesome! We get to be parents of a baby! An egg baby! I'm so excited, aren't you? Mr. Hurley, he's such a good home ec teacher. I mean, this is like, practice for real life. So cool. We need a name, any preferences? No? How about Jasmine? Like the princess in Aladdin, oh oh oh and we can call her, it's a her, right? Well we can call her Jazzy for short because, think about it, any child of ours would have to be a "jazzy" girl with your fashion sense and ( ... )
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The best part is Spencer's mother. And Audrey & Jac & Audrey/Jac.
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Its adorable!!!!
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