I HAS PASSPORT IN MY HAND. IN. MY. HAND.

TRIUMPH!

I EXIST!

I have a friend who's been "SAVED!" As in hallelujah, I have seen the light and it shines from Jesus's butt hole saved ( Read more... )

Paying my credit card bill on time.

I think I have good credit. I hope it stays this way.

I have the flu.

So I've been thinking about getting a tattoo for my dad for a while. Every idea I had was weird, nothing turned out the way I wanted it to, so I gave up on the idea for a while and started thinking of getting something else as my first tattoo ( Read more... )

Hilliary: I feel like someone hit me in the back of the head with a hammer
Charles: Well that's not ---
Hilliary: I THINK IT WAS JESUS!

She broke me a little there. <3

Shit like this:


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Tomorrow I go to court. My general lack of faith in government judicial proceedings have resulted in me being the focus of my own little hearing for skipping out on jury duty.

Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm. There's something oddly karmic/sucky about that.

See you all whenever, if I don't go to jail. Super.

From now on 99% of my life will be a lie. I've decided I'm a lot better at and make everyone happier when I play a character than when I am myself.

Good? Good.

Made everything in the journal private. I'd have just deleted the account but I don't want to lose my pictures.

Baibai.