I feel like I wouldn't like me if I met me.
Oh hey, just getting to know my characaters a little for NaNoWriMo, don't mind me in the least:
I'll be doing some tumblr 30 day challenges to get to know Shelby a little better, seeing as I am about 200 words short AND wanted to get ahead today.
Challenge #1:
My relationship status: fucked up thanks to my selfish drunken rude antics.
Most important people in my life are Cameron, even though he is not technically in my life anymore, my mom, my dad, Gary for being fun to be around, Anna for being a good listener, and for Caitlin for turning out to not be fake
3 of my favorite movies are The Brady Bunch Movie, Road House, and RV
What annoys me more than anything? People who act dumber than they are.
My favorite book is Fahrenheit 451 by Ray Bradbury
My favorite tv show is american idol. (Yeah, I know)
c. e. j. and r. r. are the two people i've slept with and i hate the fact that it's two people
in the next 10 years i would like to make cameron not hate me, write a novel, marry cameron, and no longer be depressed,
ellen degeneres would make a good president
my last week on earth: go to cameron's house and tell him i love him, i'm sorry. make him believe me. spend entire week eating cookie dough and brownie batter and having sex (all with cameron). OH, and go to church.
i do have a pet, cosmo kramer the cat
i want tattoooooos. cameron and i need matching puzzle pieces that fit on our ankles, but again, HE HATES ME. so i think i'll just get SEIZE THE DAY on my right wrist in all caps
if i could be anything... i would be someone who is really happy.
kids. kids. i don't really want kids but i want to adopt a kid (FROM FUCKING AMERICA, help our own country for once)
i should have been born in the 80s because of my fashion sense and hair
if i was a teacher i would teach an elective creative writing class.
i hate sports, but my favorite to watch is golf with caitlin.
FUCKING RANT MAN:
okay sorry but oh my gosh i think i will rant about school. no one is who they say they are and all they do is be fake and it seems like everyone is only pretending to have fun. it's so frustrating because i never know if anyone is really my friend besides gary and anna and even then i kinda wonder about anna even though she's super sweet. i just hate how you can't trust people at school to really be your friend. and at parties it was so not fun when i went to them but everyone was all OMG THIS IS SO FUN
my special talents: badmitton, finding something funny out of something that sucks, juggling, pretending i'm happy, memorizing the lyrics to music, lying, memorizing books after one read, being able to sing along to music the first time i hear it