somedays you just can't get rid of a bomb.

[maggitz]

when i moved out before the break, i accidentally forgot that i owned mayonaaaise. it was probably bought in september. instead of throwing it away like a normal human being, my roommate labeled it and apparently put it in storage or something insane. because its back. labeled with ma name. old mayo... who does that? i don't care if it does have my

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[akuro742]

i love the ending, where they get rehydrated, but speak the wrong languages.

the fight on the boat is too cool for werds

peace on earth and purity of essence

[anonymous]

"If you would just tell me the code sir...."

If there was a tiny fairy astronaut straddling the rod as it barrelled through this poor bastard's trachea, he would observe the rod as being on both sides of the victim's skull simultaneously. However, all the korn fans circle-jerking in the mosh pit would see the rod (and our brave Major Pip) as being entirely within his neck. Jonathan Davis would most likely see none of this. Actually no one would, because the energy released in the collision would probably destroy the earth.

Hmmm.
Maybe that's why they stick to rods and barns.

Re: peace on earth and purity of essence

[maggitz]

hahaaa, Geek.