we'll always have melonie, our pathetic child that only two people that don't like kids could raise. i'm going to miss your nutty ass! if you ever want to throw rocks at someone you know who to call.
you cannot adore me more because i adore you the fucking most okay. and you are hilarious and you are not going to miss me because as we have just established you are not getting rid of me, even if i eventually have to come and just be your civilian.
[Yeah, that is quite a deviation from the Maggie Gyllenhaal the world fell in love with, though I know she'll be a wonderful mum. You make a wonderful Maggie. I'm sorry my guy was never around much, because they were fun together, but I hope you leaving knowing that you were/are adored.]
I have adored you for fucking EVER. I am trying to think of a reference I could give you like maybe Barnie but I can't even remember if you were there for that, so I will just say something about milkshakes and if you don't catch on then I'll just be mysterious.
See, I have a really bad memory when it comes to conversations and it usually just makes me look like I never cared or wasn't paying attention and I promise it's not like that! You should just tell me anyway somehow now that you've jabbed me with the curiosity stick.
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