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I am never never ever EVER binge drinking then going offroading at 4am again.
Omg I can't untangle my hair, some guy who looked like Alton Brown tried to steal my glasses, and my hair smells like beer (even though I didn't drink any).
Cheryl calls me and tells me it's Mary's birthday and we're all going out. Sounds good. We get some dinner and drinks then we head to some sports bar, and Cheryl's friend Vince is already there. Soon enough, I'm pretty drunk, and some guy who looks like Alton Brown asks if I want to switch glasses. I say ok, and he WALKS AWAY WITH THEM and tries to leave and we have to go chase him down to get my glasses back.
Then Cheryl's boyfriend calls and wants to know where she is, who she's with, etc. Then he shows up and starts bitching her out in the parking lot for hanging out with Vince. Cheryl tries to calm him down by having him take all of us offroading. At 2am.
We start driving through the rocks and uneven road and GET STUCK. For two hours. The jeep somehow got caught on some rocks and it took two hours for us to dislodge ourselves.
Then we really start offroading and we get to this cliff. Everyone (but me) thinks it's a great idea to park the car on the cliff then stand at the edge of it. This soon becomes dancing at the edge of the cliff, which I refused to participate in, because I'm scared of heights/falling off cliffs.
So we head back and the road is bumpy as hell. I had drank so much earlier, and was on the verge of puking this whole time. The random guy sitting next to me is drinking beers in the car, and the smell really isn't helping.
We finally get home at 5:30am, and I've never been SO glad to be home (except for that time we almost died in TJ).
On the plus side, everyone at the bar was really friendly/nice and some chick hugged me and asked me how I was like she knew me even though I've never met her before. lol
UPDATE: I just found a leaf in my bra
Omg I can't untangle my hair, some guy who looked like Alton Brown tried to steal my glasses, and my hair smells like beer (even though I didn't drink any).
Cheryl calls me and tells me it's Mary's birthday and we're all going out. Sounds good. We get some dinner and drinks then we head to some sports bar, and Cheryl's friend Vince is already there. Soon enough, I'm pretty drunk, and some guy who looks like Alton Brown asks if I want to switch glasses. I say ok, and he WALKS AWAY WITH THEM and tries to leave and we have to go chase him down to get my glasses back.
Then Cheryl's boyfriend calls and wants to know where she is, who she's with, etc. Then he shows up and starts bitching her out in the parking lot for hanging out with Vince. Cheryl tries to calm him down by having him take all of us offroading. At 2am.
We start driving through the rocks and uneven road and GET STUCK. For two hours. The jeep somehow got caught on some rocks and it took two hours for us to dislodge ourselves.
Then we really start offroading and we get to this cliff. Everyone (but me) thinks it's a great idea to park the car on the cliff then stand at the edge of it. This soon becomes dancing at the edge of the cliff, which I refused to participate in, because I'm scared of heights/falling off cliffs.
So we head back and the road is bumpy as hell. I had drank so much earlier, and was on the verge of puking this whole time. The random guy sitting next to me is drinking beers in the car, and the smell really isn't helping.
We finally get home at 5:30am, and I've never been SO glad to be home (except for that time we almost died in TJ).
On the plus side, everyone at the bar was really friendly/nice and some chick hugged me and asked me how I was like she knew me even though I've never met her before. lol
UPDATE: I just found a leaf in my bra