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ahahaha I was at the PRIDE celebration downtown today. As I was leaving, this gay guy tells me to my face that I have "huge ass titties. Congratulations!"

"How cute is that?? Little GOAT TESTICLES! [sexual moan] that's delicious" - Andrew Zimmerman, Bizarre foods

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO I'M DONE

BYE UCSD, YOU STUPID ANTISOCIAL NERDY COLLEGE WITH A BLAND AND UNFRIENDLY STUDENT BODY AND BUREAUCRATIC EXECUTIVES

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHA

I'm almost done with college, but I'm mostly just glad I don't have to sit next to my cousin in Psychology of Human Sexuality anymore.

I've started to be really, really against eating processed foods.

High fructose corn syrupHigh fructose corn syrup is in SO MUCH of what we eat/drink. It doesn't trigger satiety responses in your body, so you eat more and more of the food, which is most likely devoid of nutrition. HFCS gets converted to fat right away, rather than getting ( Read more... )

When bad things happen, I sometimes tell myself "IT COULD ALWAYS GET WORSE"

Well, now I've started saying "AT LEAST I DON'T HAVE RACHEL RAY'S HEAD TATTOOED ON MY BACK."

Uh there goes like, all of your friends. Congrats.

I've had this resentment towards RR ever since I heard her call spring rolls "little asian burritos."

Johns Hopkins University Responds to Allegations Toxic Sludge Tested as Lead Poisoning Fix in Poor Black Neighborhoods

OOOK Johns Hopkins researchers. Are you people serious?!

They tested TOXIC SLUDGE on poor children to see if they would get LESS LEAD POISONING?!

After realizing I haven't played a videogame in about 8 months, I went out and got the new Advance Wars: something of Ruin for DS. It's post apocalyptic and it follows the story of a teenaged boy (why are all videogames like this???). The gameplay's good (like always) but there's too much talking and predictable characters/storyline ( Read more... )

I think my favorite internet passtime is to look at embarrassing pictures of people I knew in high school.