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[magic_megaphone]

It's been awhile. So much has happened, but alas I've been apart from a computer for some time. Ron & Hermione are an item (good show there), there are pygmy puffs abound at Hogwarts, Malfoy's still MIA, Fred & George are in a right tiff, and once again I get dragged away by me mum. Stateside this time, visiting my aunt. Bloody American wizards,

Comments

[_susie_bones_]

Majik? Are they serious?

And Padma? That girl is bloody insane and incredibly hard to read even for us girls.

[__prefectgirl]

it was very difficult not to engage in some...shall we say, paid company?

Oh God. I'm closing my eyes now. Honestly.

[theworldofvain]

...it was very difficult not to engage in some...shall we say, paid company?

You mention that again and I will break your outer extremity. It's possible. They can crack, you know. I've read it somewhere. But honestly. Nobody in my presence sinks that low.

[magic_megaphone]

Well I bloody well didn't, did I? Let's just say it was offered and the thought crossed my mind--briefly.

And Parkinson: I'm not in your presence. I'm not even in school anymore, and when I was I wasn't in your house. So I'll sink as low as I want. Conveniently, that's not very low, but the point still stands.

[theworldofvain]

You're reading my comment so you're in my presence. Ha.

[magic_megaphone]

That's like saying you're thinking about the Tooth Fairy, so you're in the Tooth Fairy's presence. Do let's be more coherent next time, think things through, shall we?