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[magic_megaphone]

Sorry all, it's been awhile. But I have a couple of startling developments

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[__prefectgirl]

I recently was informed that I am a "high-risk" potential rape victim.

Uh... ok?

But Ron and Hermione fighting? That's a sad state of affairs. Best of luck to both of them, but there's no way I'll get involved with that.

We're not fighting. We just don't talk or anything.

[magic_megaphone]

Well, not talking sounds like a bit of a tuff to me.

[__prefectgirl]

What are we supposed to talk about, though? We didn't exactly break up under the best terms.

[magic_megaphone]

Well as I don't know the whole story, I'll trust you know best...though not talking at all does seem a bit extreme...

[fleur_de_france]

Bonjour, Lee! It's been a while.

Arson, hm? Well, you are friends with the twins.

Speaking of which, I have been thinking of coming up there for the holidays, so perhaps I will see you at some point! I will certainly be paying Fred and George a brief visit if I do, so perhaps I'll see you then and you need not feel so lonely.

[magic_megaphone]

(ahem)Well, if you pay the twins a visit, chances are they'll have me doing some sort of foul workI'll be there, so hopefully I'll see you there!

[_susie_bones_]

Well there's a Hogsmeade visit tomorrow, so we should be seeing you then.

And what is your mother getting at? Where are you going to be raped?

[magic_megaphone]

Apparently I'll be raped either at Hogwarts (though blimey if I know why I'd be there at night) or in Hogsmeade, or apparently anywhere else I might be at night...me mum's assuming I'm spending the wee hours of the morning in Knockturn Alley I guess.

[kestrel_kid]

I'll be seeing you tomorrow, mate! Then you'd have to tell me all about that interesting life of yours.

[magic_megaphone]

Fuckin hell mate, it's not that interesting...unless "potential rape victim" is really that interesting...by the muggle's logic, we're all potential rape victims if we do anything outside after 10:00pm.

[_indian_goddess]

Hey you.

I'll come by and say hello if you like, no idea about my sister though. I'll be by for the WWW...umm joke showcase. I'm a little worried about that but I bet it'll be fun all the same. If your going to be there, I'll see you there.

In addition, apparently I'm a potential arsonist.

Why does that fail to surprise?

[magic_megaphone]

Well, I'll be the subject of the majority of the jokes this weekend, so I really hope you enjoy...as for the arsonist bit, it should surprise as I've never lit a fire in my whole life that wasn't small and easily contained and controlled...I was a bit shocked meself when I saw the results. I mean, potential delinquent, that would have been only natural, but arsonist is getting a bit specific. And could you pass my best along to your sister if you get the chance?

[_indian_goddess]

Oh I'll enjoy. I promise not to laugh too hard

Yes arsonist is a bit much...then again can't help being a bit naughty can you?

Of course Lee. She has an LJ you know. If you want to just drop her a line...or something.

Keep safe.

[magic_megaphone]

I know she has an LJ, but last time we spoke we weren't exactly on speaking terms...I don't even know what there is to salvage, she's never online and when I do happen to bump into her she's uptight and really formal about everything. So just pass my best along to her, she doesn't have to send anything my way.