Fi... Fi... Fiu...

Nov 05, 2005 11:23

That was... you gave me... my poor ice cream.... I can't believe...

Damn it, meitantei, why did you go and do that for? I told you I hated fi... fi... fi... those things! Evil, slimy, scaly things! Couldn't you just have taken me on my word when I said it's really for the best to keep them away from me? Did you have to go and try it out on your ( Read more... )

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new_one_truth November 6 2005, 14:13:12 UTC
I'm sorry, but I forgot that bowl had fish on it when I was dishing it out! Besides, I was really curious and it wouldn't leave me alone. So...your "horrible reaction that isn't an allergy is....you're scared of them? Oh, but the look on your face! I didn't realise it was possible for someone's face to turn blue from sheer terror before. And you immediately went to the highest place you could find. See, I told you you perch.

I'm sure it won't be too long, you're such a chocolate addict. I promise all ice cream from me will be fish-free in the future. I just had to see.....

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magic_thief November 6 2005, 14:38:39 UTC
Hah! You did that deliberately, I know you did! What did you do, go out at some point yesterday and find a bowl with a fi.. fui... it on it? Damn it, I had nightmares because you were curious. If I didn't love you, I swear... And I *said* it wasn't an allergy.. and I'm not scared of them. They're evil! And disgusting! It's a completely natural reaction to something that is completely unnatural and shouldn't exist. I... I... I was blue? You're never going to let me live this down, are you? And it wasn't perching! Your cabinet was just the safest place. Those things can't climb. Or fly.

It better, I like my ice cream too much to be leery of having any around you. But if I find any more bowls with fish in them., we're going to have issues.

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new_one_truth November 6 2005, 14:54:12 UTC
Well, no. I already had one, it's been one of my favorite bowls since I was little. Though now I can prevent you from stealing any of my food....just use that bowl! The nightmares are not my fault, that was entirely your mind's doing. I just gave it amterial to work with. Well, and I couldn't figure out what you meant! ...You are scared! How....cute. You don't want to admit it even... Yes, you were. A rather pretty shade that almost matched your shirt. And no, no I'm not. You tease me about millions of things, i think I deserve one or two things about you I can poke at. And you do so perch. Besides, haven't you ever heard of flying fish? Those things can jump higher than my cabinets.

Don't worry, I promise. And so long as you don't steal out of my bowl or peek in it when I'm doen, you won't need to have any issues.

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magic_thief November 7 2005, 01:03:47 UTC
That... that... artefact of great evil is actually yours? And you've liked it since you were small. Well... that certainly explains quite a bit. Now, what do you need for a proper exorcism anyway?Still going with it's your fault for not leaving it alone. You could have just asked instead of staging this horrendous experiment. And stop saying I'm scared. Kaitou Kid is scared of nothing, I just have a healthy respect for the evil that is contained in that scaly skin. You have to be exaggerating, there is no way my skin could have gotten anywhere near that color. ...My teasing is entirely different. That's because you take yourself so seriously most of the time, I'm trying to help you lighten up. I certainly don't need to do that. And why are you so insistent, that I perch? And flying... fi.. fi.. fish? They... they wouldn't dare come anywhere near my domain. Would they?Now I'm going to have to worry about that bowl poisoning you... couldn't you find some other, old favorite bowl to use instead? We could have have a bonfire, destroy it ( ... )

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