01 Kaleidoscope ★ Why is this not a dream?!

[magicalillya]

[So today, while passing by 1448 Kramden Road, you might notice the new resident there. Specifically, a distinctive yell of this certain loli can be heard from the house. As you see, when Illya woke up in a place that wasn't her room, wearing something that definitely was not hers, her immediate conclusion was that she was still dreaming, and

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[magicalillya]

[And Illya just noticed Rin. Though the fact that Rin isn't the one destroying her house as an entry this time should be a surprise for her, Illya is too happy to see a familiar face to care. She immediately shouts at Rin, trying to get the other girl's attention as soon as possible]

R-Rin-san! Do you know what just happened here?

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[magicalillya]

...dead?

[rosaichthys]

Evidently it is because you are not dreaming.

[magicalillya]

B-but, this definitely can't be anything other than a dream!

[rosaichthys]

Your banshee-like shouting grates on my delicate ears, cease it and I will explain your situation to you!

[magicalillya]

[The loli shuts up immediately. From her experience, it's best to listen to the bitchy lady who either dresses in red or is blonde when she find herself in a strange situation.]

[kinpika]

Puppets do not dream.

[magicalillya]

[...Wait, was he talking about her? Even after a moment or so, she still could only stare at him, trying to understand what he meant]

...huh?

[kinpika]

Must I repeat myself? I do not remember you being....programmed with faulty hearing.

[magicalillya]

Uhh...Sorry, but have we met before?

[heartstar_blues]

Shut up.

☠☠☠☠ phones.

[magicalillya]

...Ahh, sorry. I didn't mean to do that.

[heartstar_blues]

Do me a huge favor kid.

Find where the phone plugs into the wall, and unplug it. Someone has got to do something about these ☠☠☠☠ mass calls.

Do you know what it's like to hear your phone ring, pick it up and all you hear is some annoying kid screaming?

[magicalillya]

[While fumbling around to get out of the bed, Illya finally found the source of the voice...after a moment of staring incredulously at the phone, trying to think of an articulate response to the other man, she replies with]

...What?