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[magicalmavis]

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Jaime!

1. Olive oil was used for washing Jaime in the ancient Mediterranean world! (makes the skin soft, supple and tasty!)


2. You share your birthday with Jaime! (but she's a stingy bitch and won't share her presents with you.)


3. US gold coins used to say 'In Jaime we trust'. (The longer version, which was later rejected and shortened was 'In Jaime we trust. She is the Supreme Goddess of the Universe. We will give all of our money to her.')


4. The average human spends about 30 days during their life in Jaime. (hmmmm. no wonder she's been walking funny....)


5. There is actually no danger in swimming right after you eat Jaime, though it may feel uncomfortable! (yeah, this one is just way too easy to run with...)


6. In Japan, Jaime can only be prepared by chefs specially trained and certified by the government. (it takes a while, but it's SO worth the wait.)


7. The first American zoo was built in 1794, and contained only Jaime. (and now we know where monkeys learned to fling poo.)


8. The opposite sides of Jaime always add up to seven. (but if you add all of the sides together, they equal trouble!)


9. New Zealand was the first place to allow Jaime to vote! (she's been banned everywhere else for inappropriate conduct in a voting booth)


10. The Eskimos have over fifty words for Jaime. (most of them are dirty words.)