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My job is trying to kill me. Don't ask.

I need a hug. :-(

According to a New York Times editorial, Dick Cheney is a robot.

( Article cut 'n pasted because the Times wants everyone's e-mail addresses for some mass conspiracy. )

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Your wishes won't be coming true this year.

Dear Amy,
Here is your horoscope
for Monday, June 14:

Reassurance is what you're after -- but, fortunately, it's also what you'll be more than happy to dole out. That, and a great, big helping of sensuality. As a reward, maybe?

*raises eyebrow* Hmm. Well, anything with the word 'sensuality' in it is okay by me.

Who wants a nice reward? ;-)

How to make a magicalmayhem
Ingredients:

3 parts intelligence

3 parts ambition

5 parts energy
Method:
Combine in a tall glass half filled with crushed ice. Top it off with a sprinkle of wisdom and enjoy!

Personality cocktail
From Go-Quiz.com

*snicker*

Amy passes by the floor length mirror on her way to the living room and uses it as an excuse to double check her make-up and triple check her outfit. Once she's made sure that her shirt is tight enough and her flirty, black mini skirt is both flirty and mini enough, she strides to the center of the living room, where she's left her spell components ( Read more... )

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Aww...Ray Charles died. *pouts*

I made a grown man cry today. And it's only 2:00. *smirk*

I think my hair is falling out. All I did was fluff it, not even a full brushing, and suddenly there's a small pile of hair on the floor. *frets*

But other than that, I want a puppy for a weekend. I don't think I'd have the patience for a full-time dog, but apparently they're rentable now. Who knew?