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[magicalmiracles]

[today he's out charming some butterflies for his kitten to play with. he's near the lake, under a tree, with a book or two next to him, totally barefoot and sans robe.

if you'd like to come pester him, do it! if not, you can always reply to the note he's left in the journal:]

hEy HeY mOtHerFuCkErS, wHaT aLl ThE mOThErFuCk Is HaPpEnInG

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Let's have an [ACTION!]

[iwillfollowhim]

[Chrome happens to be near the lake getting potion ingredients, so the butterflies catch her attention, and then - kitten! So cute! Though Chrome herself is timid, so she is halfway behind a tree for a few minutes as she tries to get up the courage to go say hi and ask if she can pet the kitten.]

[AWWW YEEEE ACTION] 1/2

[magicalmiracles]

[at first he doesn't notice her, but there's movement out of the corner of his eye and he looks over, confused.]

[magicalmiracles]

Awww, hey hey there, little sis! What all the motherfuck is you doin', all motherfuckin up and gettin' your hide on? Ain't no motherfucker here you need to be up and keepin' secret from, sis.

[iwillfollowhim]

[AAAAHHH she's being talked to in a kind and friendly manner! Ffftttt MAKE YOURSELF SMALLER, HIDE BETTER BEHIND THE TREE, YOU WILL SPONTANEOUSLY TURN INVISIBLE. THINK: FOLIAGE.

No, no, she is going to be strong and brave. She is going to talk to people she doesn't know, and she is going to make all of the friends, and be successful and happy. This is totally what is going to happen. There is no way that this won't happen. Determined face, Chrome! Keep fighting, Chrome!]

U-um, um. I was - I was- ... um. Wondering what your kitten's name was. And. If I could pet it.

[alohac]

no sprekken ze dutch

[ Which actually means, he's too lazy to read StUfF wRiTtEn LiKe ThIs today. ]

sup

[magicalmiracles]

hEy HeY mOtHeRfuCkEr. :O)

[broomscankill]

What gave you the idea to write every other letter as a capital?

[magicalmiracles]

oH iT's ThIs ReAl MoThErFuCkInG wIcKeD qUiLl I cHaRmEd.
PlUs It LoOkS sO mOtHeRfUcKiNg MiRaCuLoUs AnD wHiMsIcAl As AlL mOtHeRfUcK!
mOtHeRfUcKeRs WhAt DoN't Be SmIlInG aT iTs MoThErFuCkInG wHiMsEy Be LyInG tO tHeM mOtHeRfUcKiNg SeLvEs.

[blackbloodcrona]

[So many bad words all in one place!]

[magicalmiracles]

[awww, come on and talk to him, Crona. he's got a kitten!]

[blackbloodcrona]

[Oh noes..cute things..her weakness!]

Um..how's your kitten doing?

[magicalmiracles]

[awww yeah, sis. that's right.]

She's just the motherfuckin' best, my sister. Come on the motherfuck right over here and give'r a pet. [he holds up Kata, who mews at Crona.]