Comments | magicalspork: You are in the Swear Box

magicalspork

You are in the Swear Box

Apr 06, 2005 17:24

pARSE wHOLEThere has got to be a law somewhere ( Read more... )

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thehypercube April 7 2005, 01:25:30 UTC

>look at zoo
>wank in zoo
>get zoo

Let the Blanket-wanking Commence! magicalspork April 11 2005, 05:54:15 UTC

We just got back to L.A., and I'm already having Zoo Keeper withdrawls. I tried lining up three of these stray cats I found outside, but none of them exploded and made combos with other animals.

Re: Let the Blanket-wanking Commence! thehypercube April 11 2005, 14:26:13 UTC

i put it on easy and i beat the entire game. theres a story at the end that doesnt make any sense but i dont want to spoil it since im sure youll be playing again soon.

brentturbeaux April 7 2005, 03:57:34 UTC

This one says "FUCK CUDDLES". Why does the world hate Cuddles Bourger so much?

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They hate her for her freedom. magicalspork April 11 2005, 06:02:03 UTC

That's strange. The word "fuck" prompted a description of the game.

Anyhow, this inspired me to write my own text adventure named "Fuck Cuddles". It could detail the adventures of a lonely adolescent boy wandering the back-alleys of Hollywood, only to be seduced into a series of heroin-addled orgies with a slutty orange cat. It's still just a work in progress.