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magicalspork

Gnu's Briefs

Mar 07, 2008 19:45

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bunnyslopes March 8 2008, 05:24:19 UTC

i'm very happy to hear that your CT scan was clean. i'm unhappy to hear that you STILL have bronchitis!

you and jackie should celebrate by going out and getting a nice juicy...STEEEEAAAAAK!! :)

Thanks! A round of steaks for the universe. magicalspork March 8 2008, 08:35:03 UTC

I'm feeling really relieved. Speaking of that, I found a poem online that I want to share with you:

"Yo Mama"

Ain't yo mama pretty
She got meatballs on her titties
She got bacon and eggs between her legs
Oh, ain't yo mama pretty

I took her to a party
She turned around and farted
I asked her why she did it
She turned around and shitted

Re: Thanks! A round of steaks for the universe. bunnyslopes March 10 2008, 01:03:51 UTC

thanks for sharing. that is quite possibly the best poem ever written. it brought tears to my eyes, especially the part about the meatballs on her titties and the farting and shitting part. a true classic. did you by any chance get that from an episode of the golden girls??

Re: Thanks! A round of steaks for the universe. magicalspork March 10 2008, 04:47:07 UTC

I think Dorothy and Rose sing it while jump-roping in one of the episodes.

ihatesnard March 8 2008, 20:17:59 UTC

SO GLAD TO HEAR!!!

magicalspork March 8 2008, 21:03:57 UTC

Thanks! I was worried sick for a while there.

Re: Thanks! A round of steaks for the universe. inflatablesheep March 8 2008, 23:45:09 UTC

i too am glad to hear that your lungs digested the piece of STEAK. a true crime has been committed when any piece of STEAK goes undigested.

Re: Thanks! A round of steaks for the universe. magicalspork March 9 2008, 01:01:56 UTC

I mean, what is a lung but a tri-tip steak that you breathe with anyway?