Suckerpunch

[magicekim]

I've been perusing my resume quite a bit recently and have noticed a few things. Specifically, items that are missing. I don't know how many words per minute I can type and I don't think future employers need to know that I can say "Je m'appelle poisson gateau" with a straight face. The biggest item that is currently absent is my ability to

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[iliketorun]

I totally relate. I was born with testicles, after all.

Oh, and I do not speak French, so all I could get out of that was "I call myself Fish _______." Please fill in the blank, because that is extremely compelling.

[magicekim]

Fish Cake. It was a running joke back in high school.

[iliketorun]

Thanks!

Oh, and I was totally joking about the testicles. As far as I know, I was NOT born with any male sexual organs.