Amsterdam is the most fucking amazing city in the WORLD. I bet it's cliche but I've never seen a place that has wowed the socks off me. Seriously. The Dutch are great, except when they think you're American.

I just had some hot, sweaty, panting and out of breath, dizzy sex. And now? Amsterdam.

Garbage album rank.... bored ( Read more... )

This is the first day of my life
Swear I was born right in the doorway
I went out in the rain, suddenly everything changed
They're spreading blankets on the beach

Yours was the first face that I saw
I think I was blind before I met you
I don't know where I am, I don't know where I've been
But I know where I want to go

So I thought I'd let you know
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1. Go here.
2. Pass it on.
( my answers )

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA....

Okay, so Mary Kate is a STAR. I'm sorry, but seeing her on MuchMusic pulling classic quotes (*oh, I don't feel comfortable being called a role model*... well no kidding, with the coke and anorexia and all) and those glasses, has reaffirmed my love for MK.

MK is the better half of the Olsens.

... who cares what happened in the past few days right? When you can giggle at this:


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Why must I be outbid in the last minute of an ebay auction?! why?! I wanted that Spice Girls tin pencil case, dammit. Dammit!

... alright, one of the most fabulous performances ever, and the most iconic Spice Girls performance, was the Spice Girls at the Brits in 1997. They were at the top of their game, and definately, at the pinacle of the cheese factor (that is, before Geri got fat and looked like Jan Arden and Vicky cut her hair and looked boring for the next couple ( Read more... )

So the weirdest feeling ever is having a hollowed-out tooth, partially filled with some weird compound. Like, what the hell, man?

And I hate work.

But I'm loving the new Goldfrapp and, despite trying so fucking hard to hate her, I still have a soft spot for Ashlee Simpson. Yup, it must be the potato nose.

9:57 is the worst time of day.