From theorybinladen

[magicmethyl]

This was far too good a meme to pass up.
You are in a mall when the zombies attack. You have:
1. one weapon.
2. one song blasting on the speakers.
3. one famous person to fight alongside you.

Weapon can be real or fictional, you may assume endless ammo if applicable. Person can be real or fictional.1. Flamethrower. Zombies hate fire

Comments

[anonymous]

1. An aluminum baseball bat. No ammo considerations, decent range, no getting stuck in a body (like an ax or sword), and very good stopping power.

2. "On the Beautiful Blue Danube" by Johann Strauss II. Style points!

3. Ernest Hemingway. TOUGH. And you know when he dies, he'll die well.