the seven deadly sins, and the seven cardinal virtues
ANGER
1. Who did you last get angry with?
My best friend.
2. What is your weapon of choice?
Fists.
3. Would you hit a member of the opposite sex?
Hell yes. But i don’t throw the first punch, and most boys won’t haul off and hit me.
4. How about of the same sex?
Hell yes, especially those fucking cheerleaders bitches.
5. Who was the last person who got really angry at you?
My best friend.
6. What is your pet peeve?
I have to pick one? The most immediate in my mind is doors that won’t close properly…
7. Do you keep grudges, or can you let them go easily?
I do hold grudges on rare occasions, and with difficulty.
SLOTH
1. What is one thing you're supposed to do daily that you haven't done in a long time?
Take all my medicine.
2. What is the latest you've ever woken up?
Around nine.. in the evening...
3. Name a person you've been meaning to contact, but haven't:
Kaerla. It been *meaning* to find time to hang out with her...
4. What is the last lame excuse you made?
I don’t make lame excuses. I tell the truth.
5. Have you ever watched an infomercial all the way through (one of the long ones...)?
Yes. The requisite late night/can’t sleep theme.
6. When was the last time you got a good workout in?
A couple weeks ago at the gym.
7. How many times did you hit the snooze button on your alarm clock today?
I didn’t, i snoozed till the phone woke me.
GLUTTONY
1. What is your overpriced yuppie beverage of choice?
Ummm.. none of the above? Milk is the closest…
2. Meat eaters: white meat or dark meat?
White.
3. What is the greatest amount of alcohol you've had in one sitting/outing/event?
Umm… around a dozen shots of Goldshlauger, some mescal, and something else i don’t know what was in it.
4. Have you ever used a professional diet company?
Nope.
5. Do you have an issue with your weight?
Yeah, i’m too little.
6. Do you prefer sweets, salty foods, or spicy foods?
Sweets! *bounce bounce!*
7. Have you ever looked at a small housepet or child and thought, "LUNCH!"?
Umm… what of it!
LUST
1. How many people have you seen naked (not counting movies/family)?
Around 15 people...
2. How many people have seen YOU naked (not counting physicians/family?
Let’s see, 25ish?
3. Have you ever caught yourself staring at the chest/crotch of a member of your gender of choice during a normal conversation?
Who hasn’t?
4. Have you "done it"?
No. I’m a sweet innocent virgin. *smirk*
5. What is your favorite body part on a person of your gender of choice?
Chest. On both sexes.
6. Have you ever been propositioned by a prostitute?
Nope.
7. Have you ever had to get tested for an STD or pregnancy?
Yes.
GREED
1. How many credit cards do you own?
None.
2. What's your guilty pleasure store?
Er, don’t really have one.. the grocery store?
3. If you had $1 million, what would you do with it?
Save it.
4. Would you rather be rich, or famous?
Rich. Who wants that hassle.
5. Would you accept a boring job if it meant you would make megabucks?
Megabucks and it’s only boring? Not detestable even? Woot!
6. Have you ever stolen anything?
Yes, but only shoplifting, and never from mom & pop stores. But boy there’s been a lot of that. You know, i bet you wouldn’t’ve suspected the Paly robotics team of being a gang of incorrigible kleptos. Between us, i’m sure we made out of the disneyworld trip with hundreds of dollars of stolen stuff. Fuck disney.
7. How many MP3s are on your hard drive?
Around 4 gigs.
PRIDE
1. What one thing have you done that you're most proud of?
Survived.
2. What one thing have you done that your parents are most proud of?
I have no idea.
3. What thing would you like to accomplish in your life?
Achieve happiness.
4. Do you get annoyed by coming in second place?
Sometimes, and always if i don’t like the person that beat me.
5. Have you ever entered a contest of skill, knowing you were of much higher skill than all the other competitors?
Nope. I’m just not that much of a ninja to totally outclass those around me.
6. Have you ever cheated on something to get a higher score?
Rarely had to in school. But on occasion.
7. What did you do today that you're proud of?
I listened to my heart.
ENVY
1. What item (or person) of your friends would you most want to have for your own?
Ummm.... *ponders* uh, i’d really like to have a real fur cloak for a char, and daphne mentioned she was making one once.
2. Who would you want to go on "Trading Spaces" with?
What’s Trading Spaces?
3. If you could be anyone else in the world, who would you be?
..and give up being me? Fuck that. Life sucks, but i’m proud of who i am, and what i’ve done.
4. Have you ever been cheated on?
Nope.
5. Have you ever wished you had a physical feature different from your own?
Yes. I wish i didn’t have acne. It blows.
6. What inborn trait do you see in others that you wish you had for yourself?
Ummmm.... does health count as an inborn trait?
7. Do you wish you'd come up with this survey?
No. I have better things to do with my time than write pointless surveys. Like answer pointless surveys…
X. Finally, what is your favorite deadly sin?
Lust!
The Seven Heavenly Virtues
FAITH
1. What religion do you follow?
I don’t. I follow my heart.
2. What religion were you raised as?
Christian.
3. Do you believe that forgiveness is a religious property, or a human property?
”Religious properties” are still human principles.
4. Do you believe in magic?
Yes.
5. What was the last promise you broke?
I don’t break promises.
6. Have you ever said the words to a prayer and not meant it?
... what would be the point? If someone’s saying grace, i just keep my mouth shut at the end.
7. Do you believe that anyone could be perfect?
Nope.
HOPE
1. Did you get everything you wanted over the last holiday season?
No, but that’s cause i wasn’t sure what i wanted till the 24th or so. I’m bad at coveting.
2. Regarding your future, what is the best thing you could hope for?
That this relationship works out...
3. Do you let yourself get your hopes up for something even if you know that there is a large chance of failure?
HAH! Yer funny. Did i mention i hate hope?
5. Have you ever bought a lottery ticket?
No.
6. Do you gamble?
No.
7. Have you ever had something called off on account of bad weather, but then gone ahead and done it anyway?
Nope.
CHARITY
1. What causes do you support?
My friends.
2. What causes have you given money or time to?
Screamworks, and the San Jose Children’s Music Theater. Cause, well, they’re fun and my friends are there.
3. Have you ever worked in a soup kitchen or done another kind of outreach for the homeless?
Nope.
4. Have you ever considered joining the Peace Corps, Amnesty International, or another type?
Nope.
5. Do you give money to the homeless on the street?
If i have some.
6. Have you ever helped out a friend with basic needs, like food and rent?
Yeah, on a really basic level. I’m not really rolling in cash…
7. What's the greatest extent you've gone to help a friend in need?
Dropped everything to be with them.
FORTITUDE
1. What are you most afraid of?
Myself.
2. What did you do today that was really brave?
Faced my fear of loosing control.
3. Who is your favorite superhero, and why?
Gambit, cause i dig the accent.
4. Would you put your life in danger to rescue someone?
Yes.
5. If you were to face the Wizard, would you want more courage, more brains, or more heart?
What i need to survive, i will find for myself. If i need to be braver, smarter, or more passionate, i will find that potential within myself.
6. Have you ever gotten stage fright?
When i was little.
7. Do you consider yourself to be a leader or a follower?
Neither.
JUSTICE
1. Have you ever been summoned for jury duty?
Yeah. But didn’t get picked.
2. If they reinstituted the draft (for both genders), would you go, or would find some way out of it?
i would find a way out of it, if i could. I don’t trust our government.
3. Do you support capital punishment (the death penalty)?
I think it costs too damn much to kill someone. It’s not worth it. Just lock the bastard up.
4. Which should be guaranteed legal, prostitution or marijuana:
Both. It would make them both much safer.
5. Do you believe that Dubya is rightfully President of the USA?
HELL NO.
6. What was your favorite media circus trial?
That implies i follow this stuff... umm... the one with the dogs that killed the lacrosse coach?
7. Have you ever written a letter to a politician?
Nope.
TEMPERANCE
1. What do you have the hardest time moderating yourself on?
Being too energetic and mischievous.
2. Do you collect anything?
Pandas and gargoyles.
3. Are you addicted to anything?
Touching people.
4. Have you ever put anything on layaway or used an installment plan?
Nope.
5. What's your preferred method of paying for things?
Cash.
6. Tell us one thing you wish you hadn't let yourself do:
Ummm... *ponders*... nope, no regrets yet. Even the bad things have made me stronger in ways i wouldn’t want to let go of.
7. Do you feel that you obsess over things?
YES.
PRUDENCE
1. Who is the wisest person you know?
Probably Javen-Chris.
2. Have you ever participated in a vigil?
Nope.
3. Do you take advice when it's given?
If i think it’s sound.
4. What area are you wisest in?
Personal strength.
5. Do you drive defensively?
Yes.
6. Have you ever had unprotected sex outside of marriage?
Define “unprotected sex”...
7. What did you learn today?
How scared i am of loosing my mental controls.
X. And of course, what is your favorite heavenly virtue?
Fortitude. Strength can get you through anything. Least favorite is HOPE. Fuck hope. It’ll die inside of you and poison your heart...
...and yet.. i still find myself.. *sigh* i guess i never learn. and yet, it does warm me so...