Title: Must You?
Author:
magik-muggleChallange:
minorhp100Prompt:
54:artworkCharacter: Violet; wizard with walrus mustache
Word count: 100
Rating: PG
Team: Ravenclaw-Eagles
“Oh for heavens sake - do you think you could stop being so LOUD!” Violet wailed to the wizard with the walrus mustache next to her. She clasped her head with both hands.
“But Madam, I haven’t uttered a word,” exclaimed the wizard unabashed. “All I was doing was breathing!”
“Ohhhhhhh”, wailed Violet at the sound of his voice.
Violet pushed aside the numerous empty wine bottles that were littered around her and walked into the wizard’s portrait, holding a damp, cold cloth up against her forehead.
She turned and glared at him, “Breathing is so highly over rated! Must you?”