The unhappier you are, the more ice cream you get

[magikclaws]

The unhappier you are, the more ice cream you get

Comments

[toxicpuce]

you know, i thought about this. and then realized "nothing would make me sadder than getting just a little bit of ice cream. so the second time, i got ice cream, i'd get a shit ton!" it's a beautiful, brilliant, self-perpetuating machine.

[magikclaws]

the woman in the photo was obviously pretty happy. by american serving standards.

[rwe]

ha. when I was unhappy as a child, I would claim to have a headache and that ice cream was the only cure. I'd bug the shit out of my parents until I got the ice cream. I would say things like "Do you want me to be in all this pain?? Then let me have some ice cream!"

[velocorapsta]

Monster child

[magikclaws]

i did a lot of hilarious "rationalizing" with my parents as a kid too.