High Priest of Loch Ness strikes again

Jan 16, 2006 08:49

Kevin Carlyon has just re-invoked Nessie into Loch Ness live on 'Morning Glory' Channel 4. Apparently the efficacy of his previous spell meant that local businesses were losing trade. The ceremony took a little under three minutes and I am sure we can all sigh with relief to know that the giant reptile (or spirit as Kevin proclaims her) may now ( Read more... )

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tyrell January 16 2006, 00:59:56 UTC
*Bangs head against desk repeatedly*

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bencollier January 16 2006, 01:08:42 UTC
Hahaha!

Just watch as the charities commission crosses "wicca" off the list.

This is why he must be assassinated.

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peppapig January 16 2006, 04:29:04 UTC
he is such a tosser. I saw him on TV today.

Bad teeth, over weight, wearing a dressing gown and a hair scrunchie.

Looks like an escaped patient.

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marysiak January 16 2006, 07:30:49 UTC
Do you think if all of wicca clubbed together we could petition to have him commited?

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peppapig January 16 2006, 07:45:01 UTC
I'll even become Wiccan to help!

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ian_wyrdness January 16 2006, 08:01:39 UTC
Many years ago, one Wiccan suggested that we implement financial sanctions against 'King Kev'

By refusing to buy ice-creams from his van!

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