I think something is wrong w/ me...

[magixpawn]

So there's this tube downstairs next to the phone and it says Seam Repair, and I guess it's for reapairing isulation or the seams between the counters or something. It doesn't really matter. My point is, every time I walk by it, I see, "Sperm Repair."

I think all the testosterone around RPI is beginning to go to my head...

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[imbrifer]

...reminds me of that time we were at Mel's house and were seriously disturbed by the ring of dancing dildos (dildoes? Don't mock me, it's really not that often I have to know the plural spelling of the word "dildo". Really.) and vibrators around that girl's head. And if that wasn't enough, the bloke in vinyl on the back with the number that at least one of us memorised. Cristian maybe. I don't remember it anymore. But yeah that scared me. A lot.

I'm also rather disturbed by the fact that I remember this.

How would one go about repairing sperm, anyway? Should I even be asking? Probably not.

PS: <3 Ashley for visiting me, and I'm so sorry that Friday didn't work out.. it was all my fault really for being a bum and not getting my license yet. Summer.. summertime.. probably -.- And yes don't mind the fact that I say <3 after having described a dancing circle of artificial penises. (penii? Good god these plurals are attempting to destroy me) Ok yes definitely going now.

from alison

[anonymous]

Well, well, well... we all know where YOUR mind is now, don't we???? ;) ;) been there, done that

Re: from alison

[magixpawn]

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