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Goddamn why is there so much fail in the air tonight?

Ever met one of those people that you just seem to end up acting the complete opposite of what you normally are around them, and it's not fun? Yeah.

Might be going to see these guys at the Metro tonight ( Read more... )

New Diet
Yesterday I was buying a large bag of Purina dog chow for Blanche, our hunting dog, at Wal-Mart and was standing in line about to check out.

A woman behind me asked if I had a dog. First thing I thought was, "where is your sign lady," but decided to go with it...

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