the egg shoplifter strikes back
wow, this guy thought that he could get away with shoplifting at my store, under my watch, twice.... (i dont care if it happens when im not there... but if im there, they arent getting away)..
THE EGG SHOPLIFTER STORY!!!
Albertsons
Tuesday, May 2
dun dun (imagine the Law and Order gavel sound)
the story begins about one month ago... im doing the usual... working hard enough not to get fired (even if i work harder so that the company sells one more diaper i dont see another dime, so whats the point? [only some of you will get this])...
anywho.. some customer comes up to me, (i was by register 4 stocking batteries) and tells me that another customer is pretending to be "choosing" charcoal (in Aisle 4) but was stuffing eggs (yes, eggs) in his pocket... i was like WTF!?!?! who the fuck steals eggs?.... i go see... and the guy (old guy, ugly, and probably hispanic [no offense to any hispanics here])... was walking towards me (which meant he was going to the register).. so i told the 4th manager (or something like that, his name is Pablo)... he was like who?? and was calling for help (i thought he would be trained to handle this situation)... on my own, i went to Aisle 4 and checked to see if i could find evidence.... and he had left the empty carton of eggs (expensive eggs i might add [like 4 bucks for 12 eggs... what are they? golden eggs!??!)... not on my fucking watch... so i showed Pablo the egg carton... and he tried to keep calling the grocery manager (the store director wasnt there)... but the guy paid, and left... so Pablo told me to just forget about it... and it bothered me.. but i let it go... but i knew i wasnt going to forget his fucking face... (and i saw him again coming out of Valu+ where my sis used to work... fuck, he can steal all he wants there, i hate that store)...
oh well... it was wednesday i think... and as i was walking towards the backroom, i see the SAME FUCKING GUY! which i named the egg shoplifter, since i dont know the fucker's name.... and HE WAS PICKING UP EGGS!! i was like, fuck no, not again, not under my watch... so i followed him into Aisle 3 (where we have soap, detergents, and more, yes, i fucking know the whole store)... and i made my presence known, and started working on my load (the stuff that i have to stock)... i made eye contact with the guy at least 4 times... the reason why i did this was because i am not "certified" to deal with shoplifters... all i gotta do is make my presence known, and notify a certified person that a shoplifting is going on...
the guy left, and went into Aisle 5... thats when i went back into the darkness... and started lurking (yes Woolf, i was lurking... its what i do best =D)... Jose B. (another manager) noticed what me, he was on the phone in front of Aisle 5... and he immediately asked me "is he stealing?" and i immediately said (in a sneaky way) "yea"... so he took over... hes "certified"... btw, Pablo is also certified.. fucking useless fucker... cool guy though... anywho.. he watched the guy... and then went into the Aisle to "check the spices"... pretty slick.... i went to Aisle 4 and worked on my load.... then i sneaked a peek, and saw the guy walking away from Aisle 5 into Aisle 8 (where we have cup noodles, spaggetti, and more... its a pretty small aisle compared to the others)... i went back to Aisle 2, worked for about 5mins... then i went to check Aisle 8, and he was gone... then i went into the backroom, to the computer room to find Jose B. (i didnt want to explain the whole damn thing to another "certified" employee) and i told him all that... so we went to see Aisle 8... and I FOUND THE FUCKING CARTON!... and was half empty... or half full... whatever... i dont want to get into that crap... and i gave it to Jose B. and he went to Register 6 to find the asshole... since he was in the middle of like 4 people, he waited... then when told me to check Aisle 5 just in case he left the eggs there, since we cant just simply accuse him... i didnt find anything... so i told him.. and i started my break, in no way i was going to miss that... then i saw Jose pull the guy out of the line after he paid for his stuff, show him the half empty/full carton.. and say something (like "wtf?" not really, but i wish he said that)... and told him to pay full price for the eggs... (i wish they would have called the cops, but oh well =(... ) he paid.. probably said im sorry, i wont do it again... and left.. then Jose told Atif (the Front End Manager... the manager of the cashiers) that there was a problem, and should be careful of this guy... then he told me that next time that asshole (he said that guy) was going to jail...
dude, I CAUGHT MY FIRST SHOPLIFTER! cuz that was totally me... that made my day... i was happy after =D=D=D
and now looking back, i cant believe this is the most interesting thing that has happened in a while.... God, my life is boring =(...
THE EGG SHOPLIFTER STORY!!!
Albertsons
Tuesday, May 2
dun dun (imagine the Law and Order gavel sound)
the story begins about one month ago... im doing the usual... working hard enough not to get fired (even if i work harder so that the company sells one more diaper i dont see another dime, so whats the point? [only some of you will get this])...
anywho.. some customer comes up to me, (i was by register 4 stocking batteries) and tells me that another customer is pretending to be "choosing" charcoal (in Aisle 4) but was stuffing eggs (yes, eggs) in his pocket... i was like WTF!?!?! who the fuck steals eggs?.... i go see... and the guy (old guy, ugly, and probably hispanic [no offense to any hispanics here])... was walking towards me (which meant he was going to the register).. so i told the 4th manager (or something like that, his name is Pablo)... he was like who?? and was calling for help (i thought he would be trained to handle this situation)... on my own, i went to Aisle 4 and checked to see if i could find evidence.... and he had left the empty carton of eggs (expensive eggs i might add [like 4 bucks for 12 eggs... what are they? golden eggs!??!)... not on my fucking watch... so i showed Pablo the egg carton... and he tried to keep calling the grocery manager (the store director wasnt there)... but the guy paid, and left... so Pablo told me to just forget about it... and it bothered me.. but i let it go... but i knew i wasnt going to forget his fucking face... (and i saw him again coming out of Valu+ where my sis used to work... fuck, he can steal all he wants there, i hate that store)...
oh well... it was wednesday i think... and as i was walking towards the backroom, i see the SAME FUCKING GUY! which i named the egg shoplifter, since i dont know the fucker's name.... and HE WAS PICKING UP EGGS!! i was like, fuck no, not again, not under my watch... so i followed him into Aisle 3 (where we have soap, detergents, and more, yes, i fucking know the whole store)... and i made my presence known, and started working on my load (the stuff that i have to stock)... i made eye contact with the guy at least 4 times... the reason why i did this was because i am not "certified" to deal with shoplifters... all i gotta do is make my presence known, and notify a certified person that a shoplifting is going on...
the guy left, and went into Aisle 5... thats when i went back into the darkness... and started lurking (yes Woolf, i was lurking... its what i do best =D)... Jose B. (another manager) noticed what me, he was on the phone in front of Aisle 5... and he immediately asked me "is he stealing?" and i immediately said (in a sneaky way) "yea"... so he took over... hes "certified"... btw, Pablo is also certified.. fucking useless fucker... cool guy though... anywho.. he watched the guy... and then went into the Aisle to "check the spices"... pretty slick.... i went to Aisle 4 and worked on my load.... then i sneaked a peek, and saw the guy walking away from Aisle 5 into Aisle 8 (where we have cup noodles, spaggetti, and more... its a pretty small aisle compared to the others)... i went back to Aisle 2, worked for about 5mins... then i went to check Aisle 8, and he was gone... then i went into the backroom, to the computer room to find Jose B. (i didnt want to explain the whole damn thing to another "certified" employee) and i told him all that... so we went to see Aisle 8... and I FOUND THE FUCKING CARTON!... and was half empty... or half full... whatever... i dont want to get into that crap... and i gave it to Jose B. and he went to Register 6 to find the asshole... since he was in the middle of like 4 people, he waited... then when told me to check Aisle 5 just in case he left the eggs there, since we cant just simply accuse him... i didnt find anything... so i told him.. and i started my break, in no way i was going to miss that... then i saw Jose pull the guy out of the line after he paid for his stuff, show him the half empty/full carton.. and say something (like "wtf?" not really, but i wish he said that)... and told him to pay full price for the eggs... (i wish they would have called the cops, but oh well =(... ) he paid.. probably said im sorry, i wont do it again... and left.. then Jose told Atif (the Front End Manager... the manager of the cashiers) that there was a problem, and should be careful of this guy... then he told me that next time that asshole (he said that guy) was going to jail...
dude, I CAUGHT MY FIRST SHOPLIFTER! cuz that was totally me... that made my day... i was happy after =D=D=D
and now looking back, i cant believe this is the most interesting thing that has happened in a while.... God, my life is boring =(...