Duh Duh Duh. Max your window for best viewing, bitch.

[magnavoxx]

In the works is a program unlike none ever written by yours truely.  This program will rock your socks, feed your dog, and control almost ever aspect of a gas station.  Irony aye?

Project Requirements For Gas Monitering System:

1. Issue a warning message when the tank reaches halfway empty, and allow for tank refill.
2. Send out tank-shutting-off

Comments

[magnavoxx]

argh fuckign livejournal screwing up my table.

Whoa..is it table or tabel?

[dickiehertz]

THAT'S FUCKING INSANE

Have you finally out Q'd Q?

[magnavoxx]

I out Q'd Q the day I learned to walk.

Oh no! Computers don't come with floppy drives anymore! Its the end of the world! I'm a fat stupid self-praising ingnorant fuck!

My left nut has more brainpower than that mans....well, brain.

Ask her about the nut already! I'm anxious in a non-homosexual way!