Comments | magnavoxx: Why do I refuse to grow, AOL?

magnavoxx

Why do I refuse to grow, AOL?

Feb 27, 2005 01:59

It becomes more apparent to me every passing day. My screen name for AIM is gay. It is gay for two main reasons

I made my screen name as a young lad, 13 years of age tops.
I still have my screen name 6 years later.

At the time of my screen-name-making, I was just being introduced to the World Wide Web. It was mystical and awe inspireing to see a ( Read more... )

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leebenningfield February 27 2005, 17:39:17 UTC

my first screenname was dmb2500. dmb because those are my initials. 2500 because that was the number on my backpack. (the EMS 2500. 2500 cubic inches). a lot of people mistook the "dmb" part as me being a fan of dave matthews band, and someone on AOL took the liberty of putting my on an AOL mailing list for dave matthews band discussion. assholes. so i had to change it. i kept the 2500 part, and i used alpaca, because alpacas are awesome. end of story.

the pseudonym "Lee Benningfield" came straight out of william's brain, and it seemed like a cool name so i started using that too.

magnavoxx February 27 2005, 23:36:54 UTC

You forgot ARLkittenpoker...or something of that sort.

Haha you poked kittens!

leebenningfield February 27 2005, 23:51:24 UTC

oh yes, i had several other screennames, but i never used any of them much. the kitten poker one was matt's idea, because he was convinced that all i did at work was poke kittens. so, working at the ARL (animal rescue leage) i was the ARL Kitten Poker.

i also have "improvimantitron", which is a reference from space ghost coast 2 coast, where space ghost goes crazy and thinks all the guests have turned evil, or are being controlled by something evil, and kills them all (and also zorak):

sublimator
crabatron
pretendinators
IMPROVIMANTITRON

dickiehertz February 27 2005, 20:41:05 UTC

that's McRae

magnavoxx February 27 2005, 23:37:28 UTC

god damn canadian/mexican spelling.

claypeople February 27 2005, 21:27:04 UTC

I remember that "fairyboy" screen name....i'm remembering how that happened.. oh yeah! I think we were making fun of eachother in a playful manner, when i said that your ears look like elf ears, and then the word elf led to fairyboy for some reason haha, i was insulting ur ears, how mean of me.. =P

magnavoxx February 28 2005, 00:55:55 UTC

Good times, I think.

dickiehertz February 27 2005, 23:45:26 UTC

1. my first screen name was "jamal94" and i used it to have cyber sex with a 46 year old mom from montana like every fucking night. i was only 12 but i told her i was 17.

2. that screen name rocks. i always wondered what your obsession with bikes are even though i've never even heard you talk about it. i thought it was some kind of private fetish of some sort...

assphynxter says what?

What? magnavoxx February 28 2005, 00:55:16 UTC

What if it was a 46 year old man Priest from Montana? Hahaha. That would suck. It's sorta like Steve Bell and that stripper...

claypeople February 28 2005, 02:10:28 UTC

a 46 year old mom wanting to do it with a 17 year old guy?? Is there something wrong with this picture? That's weird cuz i know someone who had a boyfriend and thought their mom was liking the boyfriend a bit too much, but i didnt think it was possible cuz it's weird.