Well... went and had dinner with katebate and didn't get home until 8... got my Bodysparkle.com order in the mail today, and... WOO! I got a new gem-tongue stud, PLUS they sent me a glow in the dark for FREE! And they sent me the slave/ring:


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I had to read David Sedaris's, Naked for my English 200 class. I found some parts that were fucking hilarious, and I wanted to share.

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I had tentative plans to go out and have a more mellow night last night... but I went to bed. A LITTLE EARLY. As best as I can remember, I crawled into bed around 10, and then just... never woke up. I left the light on, I left my contacts in, and I was still wearing my robe. Just... GONE. I think it's probably better that I slept for a good 12 ( Read more... )

I went from like, 6 updates a day to like... 0 ( Read more... )

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Everyone should click this link. It will make you a better person. ESPECIALLY YOU, katebate.
Make sure you don't have any music playing. There is sound....

CLICK ME, BABY!

I shouldn't even post this, but I thought all of you would like a little something more to tease me about.


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I just spent the last 45 minutes waging war with my fucking printer. Yes, I said fucking printer. I have been screaming "FUCK" inside my head for about a half hour, now ( Read more... )

I am not looking forward to starting my English paper tonight ( Read more... )

Elevator Heat--Nancy Wilson ( Read more... )