2nd Mutation [Voice / Action]

[magnetbender]

Would someone care to explain what exactly is going on here?

[Erik is very, very unhappy.

Do you know why he is unhappy?

Because his clothes are distinctly un-princesslike. And so he is at the clothes shop, trying to find himself a dress befitting of the grace and beauty of Princess Dragneto.]

Comments

[action] /tags might come tomorrow I need to go to bed

[paintsthewalls]

[There's another princess at the clothing shop, looking for something less porridge-stained. She really made a mess of this dress.]

Hello. You look very unhappy, sir. Is something wrong?

[action] jesus christ i love you so much for this

[magnetbender]

I can't find this in my size.

[Wait. Erik growls and covers his face.]

That's not what I meant to say.

XD /fistpump

[paintsthewalls]

Oh. Um........It's not really your color, either.

[It's far easier to point that out than the fact that YOU ARE A MAN AND WHY ARE YOU LOOKING AT PRETTY PRINCESS DRESSES. This is far outside her experience.]

Unless your Mother prefers you to wear that color?

[action]

[magnetbender]

[Erik bristles.]

My mother is dead.

[And that's all he plans to say on that matter.

Sighing, he hangs the dress back on the hook, then finally turns to really look at Rapunzel. Wow that's a lot of hair.]

Did you have a fight with your breakfast?

action; if this isn't okay just tell me so

[kakeravoyager]

[And as Princess Dragneto searches for a new dress, the narrator will begin to speak from within the store of his endeavors.]

Oh, how said a tale this was. The princess, unable to find clothes befitting of what he desired. Were the colors not right, or did it simply not fit his frame. Such a shame, a princess without a dazzling dress.

action; this is incredible and ilu

[magnetbender]

[Erik's back stiffens and he whips around to glare at the source of the voice.]

I suggest you keep such thoughts to yourself.

action; <3

[kakeravoyager]

...

The princess angrily spoke to no one. How curious that he would.

[Smiiiirk. This isn't a fourth-walling fairytale HEH.]

action

[magnetbender]

Don't play coy, I can see you standing right there.

voice;

[magnetbender]

Everyone else seems to be.

[That's not a yes or a no.]

voice;

[magnetbender]

[Haet you, Tony.]

I can't sleep.

[Well ... it's true. :|a]

My bed is too lumpy.

May as well meet him before the rescue |D

[mikangirl]

[Meanwhile, Nami is in shop looking for a suit in her size and has just stepped out of the change room. Hey, at least she looks sharp. And now, she eyes Erik with curiosity.]

...is that a dress you're holding?

Re: May as well meet him before the rescue |D

[magnetbender]

No.

[He says, clutching the dress in his hand.]

... yes.

It's not what it looks like.

[mikangirl]

Then tell me what it is. [Curiously:] Because it looks to me that you're looking for something feminine to wear.

[Action]

[magnetbender]

[Fuck. The words force themselves out despite his best attempts to keep them in.]

I ... am.

[audio]

[fierybluebird]

It's a shift. [Chomping sounds kind of like a horse chewing on grass. Or more like a goose pecking grass... and then still chewing it. It's not a great sound either way.]

[audio]

[magnetbender]

A what?

[Erik pauses. What is that sound?]

[audio]

[fierybluebird]

Malnosso experiment. I mean, so I assume. I thought that twice before and I was wrong though.

[Chomp chomp.]

[audio]

[magnetbender]

These are their experiments?

[Okay his curiosity is getting too much for him.]

What is that noise?