Flash more cleavage ;ppppp Are you in an office off to one side? Perhaps you need to assert yourself more? or it's time to find a new and nicer boss who'll buy you biscuits. See you at Infest, if not sooner!
I think your boss is a wanker. I was fence-sitting in the hopes that he'd redeem himself, but it would appear that he has now proved it several times over.
I think you should kill him with kindness - buy cookies for everyone, give him two, and say "I love cookies - isn't it nice to share cookies with your workmates? It's so conducive to a positive working environment..." etc, and watch him become confused and perhaps even afraid. Buy him a plant. That'll put the fear of god into him. Keep a store of cookies hidden in your desk, and next time he buys cookies for everyone else, walk past eating one of yours and say "Thanks for the cookie!". That'll really, really confuse him.
Or just say "I really appreciate you understanding that I don't want to be tempted with cookies - it's really very thoughtful" then beam sincerely at him.
Well he is out today being in the crowd for deal or no deal - which leave to me buy cookies and share them out not including him. Its always about the little things! So its june now....when's you about honey?
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Are you in an office off to one side? Perhaps you need to assert yourself more? or it's time to find a new and nicer boss who'll buy you biscuits.
See you at Infest, if not sooner!
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I think you should kill him with kindness - buy cookies for everyone, give him two, and say "I love cookies - isn't it nice to share cookies with your workmates? It's so conducive to a positive working environment..." etc, and watch him become confused and perhaps even afraid. Buy him a plant. That'll put the fear of god into him. Keep a store of cookies hidden in your desk, and next time he buys cookies for everyone else, walk past eating one of yours and say "Thanks for the cookie!". That'll really, really confuse him.
Or just say "I really appreciate you understanding that I don't want to be tempted with cookies - it's really very thoughtful" then beam sincerely at him.
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